Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Rebecca V — 10 Feb 2008
Five stars for cheese.
If you're actually looking for a good movie, don't ever EVER see this. Honestly, you could quite happily go your entire life without seeing this.
Santa laughs like a pedophile.
The martians have panty lines.
A polar bear sounds like a lion.
And the spacemen wear tea kettles on their heads.
:).
This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Rebecca V on 10 Feb 2008.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.
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