Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Jonah H — 04 Jul 2008

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This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Jonah H on 04 Jul 2008.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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There's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special…

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I watch the MST3K version every Black Friday, but this movie is good enough to watch by itself…

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By Dylan N (197) on 02 Oct 2010

This movie's isn't bad, it just feels weird, it's like Manos The Hands Of Fate, but luckily MST3K did this in the christmas episode…

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By Michael H (3,299) on 11 Dec 2011

This movie wasn't even an epic fail, it was just fail. How sad…

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By Warren S (291) on 21 Dec 2010

This one of those movies one can categorize as so bad it's good but I must add that it really resembles a Lollywood flick, yes it's just as…

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By Private U (13,627) on 21 Dec 2013

It's so terrible. It, however, is so terrible that this movie was amusing. Only recommended for those MST3K moments…

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By Evan G (278) on 13 Apr 2017

It was awful!!!!! I knew it would be bad but never expected it to be THIS bad…

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By Sarah P (975) on 05 Dec 2010

With the exception of the laughably bad Polar Bear costume, there is nothing enjoy in this obnoxiously cheesy movie…

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By Michael M (3,845) on 08 Dec 2012

Terrible film; hilarious episode of MST3k…

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