Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by James R — 30 Dec 2009

Has to be the worst movie that I have ever seen.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by James R on 30 Dec 2009.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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