Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Brian K — 07 Aug 2007

The best Christmas movie ever made! No other movie compares! The Children of Mars need Santa Clause!

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Brian K on 07 Aug 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Holly C (238) on 20 Sep 2010

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