Review of San Andreas (2015) by Roxanne C — 29 Dec 2015
Horrible movie. I missed an hour of the movie due to shoveling snow and I didn't miss any significant plot points. The first 30 minutes of this movie were worse than the last 30 minutes of the movie.
To prove it, I went outside into the coldest wetness that is possible on this earth so that I could get to move cold wet stuff from one part of the property to a different part of the property INSTEAD of watching that movie.
I felt better about myself while freezing with wet socks shoveling wet snow so the dog would have a more comfortable path to walk upon when she goes outside to poop than what I imagine I would have felt about myself had I stayed inside and been nice and warm.
... but had to watch that movie. The last 30 minutes were only semi-tolerable because it inspired me to fantasize about watching it with no sound and unabashedly mocking the dredge that assaulted my eyes, Mystery Science Theater 3000 style.
This review of San Andreas (2015) was written by Roxanne C on 29 Dec 2015.
San Andreas has generally received mixed reviews.
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