Review of Samurai Cop (1991) by Christopher S — 28 Jul 2007
This is the greatest movie ever made. Greatness. Pure greatest. Robert Z'Dar, super mulleted Samurai Cop, almost three 1980s female buttholes, a black guy getting shot with red paintballs, Roman candles being blasted at the car of Samurai Cop's partner, bad dubbing, bad acting, porno/Sega Genesis soundtrack, an arm chop, grease interrogation, vaginas being kept warm, a horny nurse, bad sex lines, token black guy with token black guy lines, mullets galore, a Japanese gang that consists of few Japanese guys but has plenty of black guys & white guys with mullets, tits, Samurai Cake, tight jeans, finger points, & "Bingo!" This movie is boner-inducing.
The DVD has an interview with the man himself, Robert Z'Dar. It also has commentary & an introduction from the other man himself, Joe Bob Briggs. If you love trash cinema then add this polished turd to your collection or Robert Z'Dar will be smuggled into your house via trash bin & cut your head off to display on top of Mr.
Fugiyama's piano. Mullet mullet mullet. Oh & I kick ass for having this movie added to the Flixster database!
This review of Samurai Cop (1991) was written by Christopher S on 28 Jul 2007.
Samurai Cop has generally received mixed reviews.
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