Review of Rock-A-Doodle (1991) by Rory M — 06 May 2010

How many times did I resurect this film?

PLOT: The story is about a singing rooster named chanticleer. (the story hurts me already) his job is to crow every morning to make the sun rise. but one morning, chanticleer forgets to crow, and the sun still comes up! so the animals reject him. wich makes the villain, the grand duke of owls very happy. a boy named edmond, was reading the book. (the story was taken place in a story book) there was a huge storm going on and edmond shouted chanticleer for help. even though hes a character in a book. the duke of owls comes in to turn edmond into a kitty. but chanticleers friends come in to save the day! they feel sorry for chanticleer. so edmond and friends go to the city to find chanticleer. they found him at the city singing as a elvis impersonator. a pheasant named goldie, responsible for fetish fuel is jelous at chanticleer. and her director wants chanticleer in his movie together with goldie. meanwhile, as chanticleer made another performance, edmond and friends are disguised as penguins and throws a paper plane of a message. chanticleer gets the message, but is distracted by goldie. later, edmond tries to talk to goldie but is captured by her bodyguards and edmond gets locked in a trailer with his friends. and chanticleer finds out about the message and escapes with goldie with a motorcycle. chanticleer arrives at the trailer and is bailed off his bike. he saved edmonds friends and escaped the bodyguards with a helicopter. back at the farm, chanticleer needs to crow but cant thanks to the bail. and the owl strangles edmond and edmond faints. (hes not dead sadly) and the duke turns into a tornado and chanticleer crowed. and defeats the owl. edmond turns into a real boy. and it was all a dream and then we have a rip off moment of the wizard of oz. and edmond picked up the book and entered chanticleers world once again. and they lived happily ever after.

My thoughts: this movie is terrible! its so stupid and non sensicle! and weird too! id rather get raped by an elephant than watching this shit.

Bottomline: Help me santa christ!!! you will regret for watching this.

RATING: 2,4 (terrible).