Review of Revenge of the Ninja (1983) by Ian R — 14 Aug 2007

Lets review why this is the best movie of all time. 1) The evil ninja shoots fire out of his hand. 2) The grandma flipping out and tossing knives. 3) The fight scene with a 6 year old boy vs a playboy playmate. 4) Every possible ninja weapon imaginable being used to kill mobsters. 5) The awesome synth music. 6) Sho Kosugi's acting range. 7) The dramatic pauses after almost EVERY line of dialogue!

I could go on and on.

This is the ultimate movie folks.