Review of Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) by Max A — 03 Jul 2012
Holy shit! This one actually made the prowess of being even worse than the other three. I thought that was impossible but they've succeeded.
Why did I even watched this? Just one of those odd days where my inner cheese movie midget asked for something atrocious. Again! Damn midget....
I mean, how can someone actually make a "story" like this? Seriously, what the flying fuck have I just watched? Let's deliberatly crash a plane on the top of a building, on a deserted and zombie plagued LA, cause people might need help and now let's head out to El Dorado, which I just came from but doesn't exist but it still might do and it's just a boat on the coast called El Dorado. Confused? Don't be! BOOM! SPLOSIONS! ZOMBIES! NEW ZOMBIES (with no explanation why they are there asides from having a neat mouth)! DUDE WITH A SLEDGE! LOOK, THE GUY FROM PRISON BREAK PLAYING A MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE GAMES BUT NOT SAYING OR DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOOK MEAN AND BADASS! Give us your money already!
Lookin' forward to the next one, cause boy, if it manages to be worse than this... I can only think of the possibilites.
This review of Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) was written by Max A on 03 Jul 2012.
Resident Evil: Afterlife has generally received mixed reviews.
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