Review of Rambo: Last Blood (2019) by Trillcosbey — 22 Sep 2019

Not worth watching.

Lets start off with this , there is no reason what so ever to make or view this film. For a fan of the original Rambo movie this endeavor is just sad and pathetic. I will start with the fact that it contains only cardboard cut outs of caricatures, lets roll the list.

Rambo after years of bad plastic surgery he has become a horse rancher on a ranch that has 3 horses, hardly a sustainable ranch. Abuelita , just that.

The young daughter of a friend or something , any way Rambo raised her supposedly, but she has no self defense or life skills, Rambo I guess would not share that skill set with his step children.But he will dig a giant network of caves in the ranch. Also the female lead or what ever is taught the ultimate lesson and the lesson is do what rambo tells you or you will end up dead in a mexican whore house strung out on smak.

There is a shady 80s chola who is an old pal of the female lead, straight from central casting for 80s chola.

There is also a journalist, que lazy writing for a cut out of a journalist and that is what you get.

And the bad guys, they only lack ponchos and sombreros.

This film a racist tirade that gives way to a portrayal of a serial killer. Do not get me wrong I love a good slasher film and action films are fantastic but this is just dumb and boring and really belongs in a new genre of trash films that are unwatchable.