Review of Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) by Ben F — 02 Nov 2014

We only forged through 30 minutes of this direct-to-video Quarantine sequel before forfeiting the fruitless exercise. We skipped ahead to the final 10 minutes and moved on with our lives. Director/writer John Pogue was screaming through the screen, his scenes a beautiful checklist of tropes and plot details.

Look, viewer, that guy sneezed! That guy got bit! That guy's dog is behaving strangely. The pilot is under the weather! One of these things will lead to a mutated strain of rabies, but we'll have to find out which! If an alien with little knowledge of the human race made a movie, it would be Quarantine 2.

There is even a rotund white passenger with a polo and golf tee wedged behind his ear, who proceeds to open "Golf Weekly" and is referred to as "Golf guy" by the flight attendants.

You can't make that stuff up! If you're in the game for that kind of entertainment, Quarantine 2 is packed with all the fun you need.