Review of Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) by Namir G — 13 Aug 2016

- We open to two stewardesses dressing in the back of a cab. Good start.

- Oh damn. That pilot don't look so hot. Actually, he's hot as hell...WITH FEVER!

- Oh damn. He sneezed and then pressed all manner of controls.

- Since when could a crate of hamsters be brought on board a plane?

- OH SNAP A HAMSTER JUST BIT A GUY. IT'S ON NOW!

- "Oh ma'am, you're going to need to put your cat back in the bag." What?

- Goddamn dude, use a kleenex.

- Update on HamsterBite: Not doing so good. Horked on the stewardess.

- The word 'stewardess' is really, really hard to type out.

- Everything just gets more gross with every passing second.

- HamsterBite is down. I repeat, he is down. Also, his name is Ralph Bundt. He's 400 lbs and it took like 5 guys to take his frothing ass down.

- No, wait...HamsterBite is back up, but now the plane is going down. He also sorta kinda bit the now-less-than-cute stewardess' nose off.

- Best line so far: "This is not okay," as they discover they are locked inside a now-abandoned airport. Also, SWAT is outside.

- If you're keeping score, the mute paraplegic is doing the best so far. Not a scratch on him.

- So many people touching so many things...my goosebumps have the heebie-jeebies.

- Aw man, the mute paraplegic, trying to warn folks of the rat about to drop on his head, got a rat dropped on his head. And promptly got bit.

- This just in...the "hamsters" are actually lab rats.

- Hamster/ratBite's back! No, wait...he's subdued again. That's his 3rd takedown.

- Oh damn. That's unfortunate.

- Also that.

- We're down to 4 people: a bioterrorist, 13yo boy, Army nurse, and the stewardess (the one with intact nose).

- Ewwwwwww.

- And the 13yo lives to tell the tale. As well as the infected cat & hamster/rats.