Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) by Hazel D — 31 Jul 2009

I have 5 words for you... " YOU NEED TO GET LAID!!!!".

This review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) was written by Hazel D on 31 Jul 2009.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Rod E (628) on 20 Jan 2013

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. I mean, there's basicly nothing more to say, how is this not a total cliche…

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The nicest thing I could say about Jessica Simpson (with her strange body movements (she extends her neck strangely and holds it out oddly),…

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By Serge L (642) on 19 Mar 2010

What is not to love! This is funny and heart warming! Jessica really shines in this film! My favorite Jess movie as of yet…

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Jessica with Sypek,, That was totally awesome :D…

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I think Jessica Simpson seems quite likeable and is surprisingly funny in this film. Not a classic, but enjoyable…

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By Jay B (1,110) on 21 Jun 2015

Very predictable and brainless... but Simpson wasn't half bad this time around. Pretty sure that this was the peak of her acting ability…

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La comedie romantique pour dimanche aux cerveaux embrumes et ereintes d'une longue nuit... =D Sympathique…

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