Review of Private School (1983) by Steven N — 06 Jan 2009
Had I seen this movie when I was twelve years old I would have thought it was the single greatest thing ever made by anyone, anywhere. "Private School" is the story of bunch of girls who, umm.
.. well, lets see... they, ummm... okay, let me be honest, there really isn't anything even remotely resembling a "story" here. Basically "Private School" is an eighty-nine minute excuse to show off the female form.
Boob, butt, more boob, some more butt, absolutely no curve is left uncaptured. The jokes are idiotic and incredibly unfunny, the acting gives new meaning to the word awful, but none of that matters because the film doesn't go ten minutes without flashing some nipple.
Like I stated at the beginning of this review, had I just turned twelve years old this film would in fact be better than pizza, and video games, and a video game about pizza. Unfortunately as a man of thirty years, boobs don't hold quite hold the same mystery they once did, thus making this film little more of a chore than anything.
My personal advice is to skip it.
This review of Private School (1983) was written by Steven N on 06 Jan 2009.
Private School has generally received mixed reviews.
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