Review of Private Resort (1985) by Martin D — 23 May 2010

This is an 80's sex comedy about two young horny dudes (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) who are on the prowl and trying to make the most out of a weekend in a luxurious Private Resort Hotel. A bit of light-hearted fun that is fairly entertaining, this movie is filled with cheap laughs, slapstick and crude humor but if you want to chuckle at the young Depp in one of his earliest films, and catch a glimpse of his naked backside, then it's worth a watch.

There's also a subplot about a jewel thief with the world's ugliest haircut (Hector Elizondo) plotting to romance a scatter-brained dowager to obtain a valuable diamond, as well as an exasperated hotel manager determined to catch our heroes in the midst of inappropriate behavior.