Review of Private Resort (1985) by Liz — 15 Jun 2010
Cheesey.
Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp headline this 80's sex romp before their stardom kicked in, and I hope this movie isn't something either of them is proud of. Private Resort was overacted, written by a horny teenager, and only managed to be entertaining because of the male leads. Though I wouldn't be proud if I were Morrow or Depp, it doesn't mean they didn't act well, as usual, it just means the movie as a whole was a disaster. The bikini-clad women, butts, and breasts were frequent and annoying, they were the only plot avalible, because they were the only things frequent enough to make events happen.
The plot was... wait there was no plot. Hector Elizondo's character was tacked on, and everything that Depp and Morrow's characters did were random and awkward.
The only reason, whatesoever, Private Resort was entertaining was because it was so outlandish and wacky that you couldn't not laugh at it. But, it's not really worth the watch. (Unless you want to explore the roots of two great actors).
This review of Private Resort (1985) was written by Liz on 15 Jun 2010.
Private Resort has generally received mixed reviews.
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