Review of Private Resort (1985) by Ferrix H — 28 Dec 2008

Only watched this because Johnny Depp is in it..

This review of Private Resort (1985) was written by Ferrix H on 28 Dec 2008.

Private Resort has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Ali E (88) on 11 Dec 2011

The movie wasn't really terrible, but by no means good. It was seldom funny, although both Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp were quite good…

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By Marti T (84) on 29 Apr 2010

Pretty funny. If there were fake boobs in this movie, this had to have been before bigger is better lol. Rob Morrow is kinda cute…

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By Saku N (140) on 29 Apr 2010

Pretty funny. If there were fake boobs in this movie, this had to have been before bigger is better lol. Rob Morrow is kinda cute…

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Both Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow were so embarrassed by the film that they swore a pact to track down and destroy every copy…

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By Scott S (1,964) on 31 Mar 2009

Young Johnny Depp...this ones good for eyecandy…

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