Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) by Mark L — 13 Jul 2017
Much like the 'Survivor' series, Jerry Bruckheimer just doesn't know.
When to call it quits with his projects. 'At World's End' is without a.
Doubt one of the worst third installments I've ever seen. One would.
Figure he would stop there. But why? Two of these pirate films are.
Within the top 10 highest grossing pictures of all time. And that's.
What making movies is all about right?....making money? Well, with two.
Of your main supporting actors gone, (Orlando Bloom and Keira.
Knightly), you obviously need to introduce NEW characters for Jack.
Sparrow to pinball around with on screen. Enter Penelope Cruz.....who I.
Kid you not, contains more wood in her character than Keira Knightly.
And no, that was not a sexual reference. I actually dreaded every scene.
She was in. She could have died halfway through the movie and I would.
Not have cared. And the character who I guess is suppose to replace.
Orlando Bloom, was even more boring. He had absolutely zero stage.
Presence. He looked more like an extra that they decided to make one of.
The leads at the last second.
But I do not blame these actors......i blame the terrible writing.
Because there is no depth to any of these characters. I remember the.
First pirates' film, and how fun it was to watch, and how entertaining.
These characters were. Now it's just a bunch of non sense. Dare I say.
That the writing is so bad that even Jack Sparrow was boring? Yes, I.
Will say that because it's true. Just because you have him swing from a.
Chandelier, doesn't mean it's the same Jack Sparrow. Where were his.
Funny little comments? His quirky/confident sense of humor? My guess is.
That it sunk somewhere within the third installment. If you're reading.
This and shaking your head saying 'That can't be true'.....yes, it is.
I didn't think it was possible either.
And speaking of nonsense, the storyline. For starters, the bad guy is a.
Man named 'Blackbeard'. Who has the ability to control stuff with the.
Wave of his hand. Much like a jedi. But what separates him from being a.
Jedi is......in Star Wars, they actually explained how they were able.
To move stuff. Whereas in this movie, they just did it because it.
Looked cool and didn't even care to explain how he's able to do these.
Things. That's just one example from the laundry list of loose plot.
Outlines this film has.
Bottom Line.....good lord this was boring. This series has gone from.
"Can't wait to see the next one", to "Oh, they're making another one",.
To now "Ah, who cares". But knowing Jerry Bruckheimer, this probably.
Won't be the end. And that makes me sad......what a waste of 250.
Million.Much like the 'Survivor' series, Jerry Bruckheimer just doesn't know.
When to call it quits with his projects. 'At World's End' is without a.
Doubt one of the worst third installments I've ever seen. One would.
Figure he would stop there. But why? Two of these pirate films are.
Within the top 10 highest grossing pictures of all time. And that's.
What making movies is all about right?....making money? Well, with two.
Of your main supporting actors gone, (Orlando Bloom and Keira.
Knightly), you obviously need to introduce NEW characters for Jack.
Sparrow to pinball around with on screen. Enter Penelope Cruz.....who I.
Kid you not, contains more wood in her character than Keira Knightly.
And no, that was not a sexual reference. I actually dreaded every scene.
She was in. She could have died halfway through the movie and I would.
Not have cared. And the character who I guess is suppose to replace.
Orlando Bloom, was even more boring. He had absolutely zero stage.
Presence. He looked more like an extra that they decided to make one of.
The leads at the last second.
But I do not blame these actors......i blame the terrible writing.
Because there is no depth to any of these characters. I remember the.
First pirates' film, and how fun it was to watch, and how entertaining.
These characters were. Now it's just a bunch of non sense. Dare I say.
That the writing is so bad that even Jack Sparrow was boring? Yes, I.
Will say that because it's true. Just because you have him swing from a.
Chandelier, doesn't mean it's the same Jack Sparrow. Where were his.
Funny little comments? His quirky/confident sense of humor? My guess is.
That it sunk somewhere within the third installment. If you're reading.
This and shaking your head saying 'That can't be true'.....yes, it is.
I didn't think it was possible either.
And speaking of nonsense, the storyline. For starters, the bad guy is a.
Man named 'Blackbeard'. Who has the ability to control stuff with the.
Wave of his hand. Much like a jedi. But what separates him from being a.
Jedi is......in Star Wars, they actually explained how they were able.
To move stuff. Whereas in this movie, they just did it because it.
Looked cool and didn't even care to explain how he's able to do these.
Things. That's just one example from the laundry list of loose plot.
Outlines this film has.
Bottom Line.....good lord this was boring. This series has gone from.
"Can't wait to see the next one", to "Oh, they're making another one",.
To now "Ah, who cares". But knowing Jerry Bruckheimer, this probably.
Won't be the end. And that makes me sad......what a waste of 250.
Million.
This review of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) was written by Mark L on 13 Jul 2017.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has generally received mixed reviews.
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