Review of Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) by Mark C — 05 Jun 2008

This movie freakin rocks!! Pinocchio is a scary little bitch!!!

This review of Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) was written by Mark C on 05 Jun 2008.

Pinocchio's Revenge has generally received negative reviews.

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