Review of Pinocchio (2022) by Davidalcantara — 09 Sep 2022

They will keep destroying our culture if we don't stop them. The future looks disgusting.

This review of Pinocchio (2022) was written by Davidalcantara on 09 Sep 2022.

Pinocchio has generally received mixed reviews.

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This is easily the worst adaptation of Disney's Pinocchio. The Blue fairy being bald made no sense (is this really a spoiler…

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By Fukushigi (2) on 09 Sep 2022

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Robert Zemeckis must be retired! This is the worst movie of Tom Hanks and ruenid my chilhood memories…

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He smelled the poop lol. How apt for this movie. It's bad don't watch this movie…

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(Mauro Lanari) Tom Hanks wearing makeup like Manfredi and Battiston in the role of Mangiafuoco (oops: Stromboli) are the only almost two concessions…

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By Reym94 (2) on 10 Sep 2022

Disney??? Can you stop please??? Just make an original movie or series. The movie feels empty, lacks of soul…

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When 3 Pinocchio movies come out in a 12 month span & yours is the worst, you know you've messed up…

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