Review of Pet Sematary (2019) by Crazystupidjake — 30 Jul 2019

Was not prepared to dislike this film as much as I did. I’ll keep it brief as my buddy and I decided to leave the theater midway though the film. I never do that so I can’t say I’ve truly seen the film yet but the idea of grabbing drinks sounded much better than finishing this.

With muddy cinematography, lame jump scares, and sluggish pacing, I found myself falling asleep multiple times before the story really kicked off (with the daughter dying). By the 3rd or 4th semi-truck jump scare, I knew that I had already checked out.

Not a terrible film but certainly not memorable in any way.