Review of Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) by Coolgames101 — 11 Jun 2011

**** THIS MOVIE! **** THIS MOVIE! **** THIS MOVIE! **** THIS MOVIE! this movie is **** I mean **** I remember that back in 2010 when this movie came out I had read all the books all over again and invited a whole bunch of friends over to see it close to opening night. I was going to see sean bean, Pierce Brosnan and Uma Thurman portray my favorite characters in the book. and at the time I loved all three of those actors and actresses. then the movie started. it was all down hill from there.

First off, Percy in the books was tan, but he isn't in the movie. Strike one. Percy in the book is twelve. in the movie he is a senior in high school. strike two. Grover didn't need **** to suport him, he just had a limp because he had his hooves concealed in mother ****ing god damned foam feet. there are a million other strikes against this movie, but... if I were to go into alot of detail and see my favorite book being destroyed so badly. I would explode. but then again I probably should for the sake of the reader. in the movie, Hades was the bad guy. BULL **** in the book they made Kronos the bad guy, and that made it possible for the evil Demigods to come together and attack camp half blood. another thing is that it was Ares that put the lightning bolt in Percy's back pack. not Luke giving Percy a shield with the lightning bolt inside! Especially since Percy didn't get a ****ing shield until the second book! And Luke didn't plan out every last detail, it was Kronos that influenced him! And WHEN THE HELL DID THEY HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THE ****IN PEARLS OF APHRODITE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?! I was a huge fan of the books. I really anticipated the movie, but with all the flaws, (And yes, I haven't even said all the things wrong, *cough*Hades wasn't emo*cough* and before my head explodes, lets leave it all at that.