Review of Paranormal Activity (2007) by Valeria A — 26 Dec 2013

Alright, realistically this was a one star movie. it was gimmicky, it wasn't scary or funny, no one sleeps in a pushup bra every night, I don't buy that these people were able to afford that house without ever doing any form of work, and after 2 hours of nothing happening the movie still didn't fade to black and call it quits when it should've (I'll avoid spoilers even though I'm the last person in the world to see this movie).

that said, circumstancially, it was exactly what I needed it to be when I needed it to be it. so. it gets bumped up to average for distracting me from being all stabby and suicidal.