Review of Paper Heart (2009) by Anonymous User — 19 Feb 2010

Attractive people seem way less attractive when they're obviously aware of the fact that they're attractive.

Considering my huge huge love for Charlyne Yi, I tried incredibly hard to like this movie. However, this is only just a step above Dick & Dorah's Hipster Playset in the Indie Romantic Comedy totem pole. Michael Cera, keep it up! Charlyne retains her awkward raggedy charm, but it just doesn't translate very well on this oddly structured faux-documentary format and the whole thing is so insincere and self-servingly juvenile that its intended aww-shucks cutesyness kinda ends up biting itself in its adorable little butt. Charlyne's Yi's seemingly endless search for the meaning of true love quickly wears thin and becomes an aimless, annoying travelogue. It's like being hit in the head with a toy hammer. Disappointing :(.