I hope I don't develop any brain damage after watching this awful piece of crap that goes for every single ridiculous cliché of horror movies: from stupid scares even when there is nothing to be afraid of to the most irritating idiocy of nobody ever believing the main character.
This review of Orphan (2009) was written by Joel C on 20 Dec 2016.
Orphan has generally received positive reviews.
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