Review of Oldboy (2013) by Bertsienna — 09 Mar 2014
I would like to lock Spike Lee in my bathroom for 2 hours, then let him out. Then he would know what it feels like to lose 2 hours of your life that you will never get back. Adrian locked Joe away for 20 years banking solely on the hope that he would have sex with Marie? Really? I know he was led right to her.
..but what if he kept running? What if Marie never stopped him to offer help? What if they werent attracted to each other? There is seriously a place that is in business to lock people away indefinitely and make them think they are in a hotel? The fight scenes were ridiculous.
Apparently, watching infomercials for 20 years makes you a complete badass. He wiped out 2 separate mobs of guys (not sure where they came from) with ease. He took out the last group of guys with a knife buried in his back.
Yet, when he went to rescue Marie at the house, he was easily overpowered by 2 guys.
This review of Oldboy (2013) was written by Bertsienna on 09 Mar 2014.
Oldboy has generally received mixed reviews.
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