Review of Oldboy (2013) by Touchstone — 15 May 2014
Dear Spike Lee,.
Two things happened to me the day before yesterday.
Firstly, a pigeon crapped on me. Its mess splattered through my fingers, over my phone screen and all down my trousers. I was just starting an hour-long journey home,Dear Spike Lee,.
Two things happened to me the day before yesterday.
Firstly, a pigeon crapped on me. Its mess splattered through my fingers, over my phone screen and all down my trousers. I was just starting an hour-long journey home, and had nowhere to wash up. I spent that whole hour-long trip wearing that pigeon's filth, as evidenced by the plentiful grimaces and **** I earned from the strangers I passed, whose respect I would prefer to have.
Secondly, when I got home, I watched your remake of Oldboy.
I forgive the pigeon.
This review of Oldboy (2013) was written by Touchstone on 15 May 2014.
Oldboy has generally received mixed reviews.
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