Review of Norm of the North (2016) by Utmam — 22 Jan 2016

Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen, with the possible exception of The Croods. Just stupid. It hurts too much to even review it, but trust me, do NOT waste your money on this. Even my 8 year daughter stated that it was "not very good". On top of being worse than seeing a rat in your kitchen, the "human" men in this fiasco were greedy, arrogant idiots, while all the women were sweet and genius. The women were even animated to look like women, while the men were little more than glamorized Gumby and Pokey.

Now, no matter how my life turns out, I will go to my grave with at least one regret. I'll never get those 90 minutes back.