Review of Norm of the North (2016) by Datamari — 29 Jun 2016

Dear GOD.

When the makers of this film finished it, who looked at this and thought it was ok to release to theaters?! Norm of the North may be entertaining to those who like watching twerking polar bears, but if you're not, do NOT watch this movie. The animation makes it look like something you'd see in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. The humor isn't even stupidly funny, it's just plain dumb. The plot is paper thin, and the characters are non-existent! Also, can we assess the fact that the star of this movie is Rob Schneider? I'm sure he's a nice guy and all, but out of all of the potential voice actors you've could of gotten, you drag Rob Schneider into the mix. I just... I just can't. This movie is by far the worst animated film i've seen in a theater, and don't give me the argument that it's a kid's movie, and that it'll only entertain kids. When I went and saw this movie, the kids in my theater were bored out of their minds, and when I saw one family walk in, after 20-30 minutes, they left the theater and didn't come back! Seriously, when not even kids can enjoy your film, you've clearly done something wrong. Do not waste your time on this god-awful atrocity.