Review of Norm of the North (2016) by Nerdymayonnaise — 05 Jul 2017
How this film was made, no ALLOWED to be shown in cinemas is beyond me! This is one of the biggest atrocities I have come across in recent history. this might just be Rob Schneider's lowest point.
The CG is laughably bad by 2016 standards. Imagine Zootopia, but bland, generic and uninspired. As for the jokes, imagine Flame Hyneard from Mega Man X7, but more obnoxious and annoying. ESPECIALLY THOSE DAMN LEMMINGS. I just wish they would act like REAL lemmings and walk off a cliff. Piss jokes, fart jokes and other types of raunchy, uninspired humor come from these hairy testicles. Also, the story is as weak as a half-assed Twilight remake written by Hannah Montannah Essentially, some guy wants to build houses in the north pole for cash, but some polar bear named Norm attempts to stop him and Norm is also the only bear in the north that can speak to humans... for some reason. And he can also dance... for some reaso- WHAT IS GOING ON?!
This film should burn... BURN IN HELL. Do not allow your child to watch it. No matter how many times they beg and whine and scream and tantrum for the DVD or Blu-Ray, DO NOT GIVE THESE DIRECTORS ANY MONEY.
This review of Norm of the North (2016) was written by Nerdymayonnaise on 05 Jul 2017.
Norm of the North has generally received negative reviews.
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