Review of Noah (2014) by Ironbob M — 12 Dec 2014

If God watches this movie, he is going to be pissed. The only thing I can think is Aronofsky is pissed at God and doing everything he can to debunk the Bible. Seriously, we are never given any motivation for Noah to build a freaking Ark, collect animals and make sure humanity drowns.

Then we're left to believe that rocks come alive and go postal but what they're pissed at we really don't know. Then we're told that Noah is a homicidal maniac looking for a victim. To top it off, the ark gets a stowaway that wants to kill Noah.

I don't think I've ever seen a more convoluted mess of a movie then this one.