Review of Noah (2014) by Catherine W — 08 Feb 2015
Saw this on DVD. A ghastly mishmash of biblical anachronisms (iron bear-traps?), eco-terrorism, Transformers, and inaccurate story-telling (all Noah's sons had wives; how did Ham, alone, populate Africa?) It's like the producer heard part of the Noah story, smoked marijuana, and threw in every Hollywood cliche and special effect he knew of.
(The stowaway, for example, is completely pointless. The writer figured it was time for a fight scene.) A waste of time, money and talent.
This review of Noah (2014) was written by Catherine W on 08 Feb 2015.
Noah has generally received mixed reviews.
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