Review of Noah (2013) by Will L — 27 Mar 2016

What an awful movie. Everything about it was terrible. Acting sucked. Flow of movie sucked. Animals looked so stupid, no explanations of anything as story plays out. Wish I never watched this movie.

This review of Noah (2013) was written by Will L on 27 Mar 2016.

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