Review of Noah (2013) by Dallas M — 16 Nov 2014

I've never seen a movie SUCK so bad..

This review of Noah (2013) was written by Dallas M on 16 Nov 2014.

Noah has generally received positive reviews.

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By Frank Ochieng (928) for SF Crowsnest (189) on 10 Nov 2018

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By Mysterio D (10) on 17 Sep 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By R W (86) on 17 Sep 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By Pj Nabarro (328) for Patrick Nabarro (306) on 07 Nov 2018

Darren Aronofsky's take on the story of Noah's Ark intuitively imagines the whole saga within the grammar of a more familiar fantasy-action,…

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By Yannick D (372) on 09 Apr 2018

I think... can't remember much of it...too many shots…

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By Haven W (150) on 28 Dec 2018

Some will spew fire over Aronofsky's secular spin on a Bible story…

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