Review of Noah (2015) by Dallas M — 16 Nov 2014

I've never seen a movie SUCK so bad..

This review of Noah (2015) was written by Dallas M on 16 Nov 2014.

Noah has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Zaki Hasan (247) for Zaki's Corner (159) on 21 Dec 2018

Noah is a worthy, ambitious mess of a movie, and as a deeply personal new take on an old tale, it's the kind of mess we could use a bit more…

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By Enoch L (9) on 24 Apr 2018

This is my rating as a movie watcher, not as a Christian…

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By David K (1,644) on 11 Oct 2018

Really dumb, even if you ignore the biblical nonsense…

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By Archer F (83) on 05 Aug 2017

Not accurate to the bible, though it doesn't have to be, Noah lacks characters we care about, and can actually be corny at times…

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By Debbie Baldwin (220) for Ladue News (220) on 02 Nov 2018

The real star of the movie, however, is the flood -- to call the special effect spectacular is selling it short…

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By Keegan Q (4) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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By Mysterio D (10) on 17 Sep 2017

Puntaje Original: 6.0 Demasiado fantasiosa y con una floja recreación del espíritu humano…

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By Kevin B (1,217) on 20 Apr 2018

Maybe next time they can make a movie about the Noah in the Bible. Nice visual effects and that's about it…

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By Melanie R (104) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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By Joel H (841) on 03 May 2018

Didn't seem accurate, but more lion witch and wardrobe like. Felt uneasy watching it…

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