Review of No Time to Die (2021) by Defdog99 — 17 Oct 2021

I'm glad the Daniel Craig era is over. That guy is a terrible James Bond. Sure he talks with his blue eyes, but that's about it. Sean Connery and Roger Moore would say the coolest, smartest, wittiest things even pronouncing moneypenny so much better.

You wanted to be Sean Connery or Roger Moore. You wanted to be in the exotic sets like Greece, a volcano, New Orleans, under the ocean, a snowy resort, etc. And no matter where he went, the hottest most attractive ladies would want to bang James.

However these Daniel Craig ones are 100% anti-james bond. Dark gritty ugly unfunny unsmart unsexy. You do not want to be JB. A dirty dark london street, a dirty dark prison, a dark dreary forest, a dark dimly lit cuban bar? Nolan-like confusing fight scenes? This JB is pure garbage.

SPOILERS: the new story is opposite of tradition JB. Apparently he's not a womanizer now. Maybe he's a dad? Maybe he likes plain girls now? Maybe he DOESN'T bang the hot sexy cuban lady. He visits exotic locations you DON'T want to go to.

I'm sure JB learned how to cliff dive at some point in his training, so dont even try at the end. The 2 villains in this installment are boring AF. The only scene in the entire thing that anyone liked was the eyeball scene near the end.

Bring back James Bond and make more 60s and 70s cold war era wit and fun movies. The era where you had to travel by foot instead of talking on a cellphone or reading blips on a computer screen saying the next plot point.

I want to see a compound underneath easter island only accessible via a ferrari submarine and bang a girl named Easter Surprise.