Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Mark P — 07 Apr 2007
Welcome to the world of Godfrey Ho's NINJA Empire... an empire that seems to be based in someone's front room with a couple of lampshades with NINJAS on them...
A world of non-stop fights, so random you'd think you were playing Final Fantasy VII...
A world of deadly crabs and even deadlier toy robots...
A world of cunning kidnaps and even more cunning escapes...
A world of toploading video recorders and exploding NINJAS...
All of the above is laughably dubbed by actors so poor they'd fail to get work on Hollyoaks and set to a strident yet funky soundtrack.
Please don't take any of this to be a bad thing - I probably haven't laughed so much at a film in ages. If you're prepared to go with it, this movie, powered by some kind of demented energy, will be thoroughly entertaining - it clocks in at a thoughtful 85 minutes too so it doesn't outstay its welcome. Forget conventional ratings, this movie gets a solid three NINJA stars.
Ps several watermelons were harmed during the making of this film.
Pps actually it was probably just the one watermelon, they just stuck the footage into the film more than once.
This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Mark P on 07 Apr 2007.
Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.
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