Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Jarett B — 07 Oct 2010
I don't want to spend much time on this so.... (1) If you're going to make a 300-type, CGI Blood-Fest, make sure that the blood actually looks like, or something close to, blood. The big draw of a ninja revenge film would be the fight scenes, no? Well, I'm just going to say it.
.. I'd rather sit through a Dr. Phil marathon. I wasn't sure if I was watching a cartoon or a movie. (2) Who the f@#k is Rain?? Is that his real name? Is he a singer or model overseas? Is he friends with Justin Bebber (or Beiber or 'J-Bebbs' or whatever-the-fawk).
Sad, sad state of affairs. (3) Imagine, you're raised as a faceless, emotionless killing-machine, a Ninja Assassin if you will (clever title eh?). You and your all male classmates are taught by the.
.. wait... oh shit. There's a chick in the class. They make eyes. Yada, yada, yada... The Tin-Man gets a heart. Roll credits.
This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Jarett B on 07 Oct 2010.
Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.
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