Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Nader I — 03 Jul 2011

This wasn't a movie...it was a theatrical hemorrhage.

This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Nader I on 03 Jul 2011.

Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.

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Director James McTeigue (V for Vendetta) films most fights in impenetrable shadow, punctuated by death screams, blood splatters and CGI throwing…

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Under-Rated. Fight scenes superbly choreographed with iintended effect. Good oldfashioned story, what's not to like…

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By Gere H (1) on 14 Jan 2017

When I saw this at the theatre it was way to dark for most of the fight scenes and I would have only given it three stars…

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By Lam L (22) on 30 Dec 2015

I'm a sucka for these kinda movie. Enjoy seeing it once, but that's about it…

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By Sephia R (14) on 20 Apr 2015

The tomatometer is broken.. what not to like, great story, the hot Rain killing n training with his perfect torso,long legs n abs, blood everywhere…

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Now this is what you call hardcore awesome…

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Good fun and pretty entertaining the thing that lets it down for me is the editing, its very fast and spoils the fight scenes…

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You know I really don't know what to say about the critics and the strain of Crystal Methamphetamine's they were on when they rated this one…

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Mediocre and predictable plot, Uninspired action scenes with CG blood (for some odd reason) and laughably acting by the cast makes this film…

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