Review of Ninja Assassin (2009) by Tyranian — 29 Apr 2020

Mildly entertaining videogamey film with lots of blood but very little brains.

This review of Ninja Assassin (2009) was written by Tyranian on 29 Apr 2020.

Ninja Assassin has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Broyax (884) on 26 Dec 2017

On dirait un film asiatique mais ce n'est pas tout-à-fait ça : il s'agit d'une production américaine via les Wachowski et Joel Silver…

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By John E (845) on 21 Mar 2018

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Параша которая понравится только умственно отсталому,максимум 2 бала…

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By Sephia R (14) on 20 Apr 2015

The tomatometer is broken.. what not to like, great story, the hot Rain killing n training with his perfect torso,long legs n abs, blood everywhere…

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By Darrin C (626) on 06 Feb 2015

Mostly disappointing with lots of CG fakery blood. The unrelated Shogun Assassin from 1980 was better…

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By Fabio R (52) on 21 Mar 2018

Fun and entertaining and original. Not the greatest Script or acting, but entertaining in its own right…

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By Demi B (5) on 22 Oct 2016

Ok for starters. ninjas are japanese, so why do they have a korean pop star as the main star…

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By Movie F (266) on 25 Sep 2015

This was a disappointing film. I was hoping it was going to be better then what it was…

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By Maximillian M (61) on 21 Mar 2018

Fun and entertaining and original. Not the greatest Script or acting, but entertaining in its own right…

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By David G (2,424) on 13 Aug 2018

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