Review of Night Train to Terror (1985) by Greg S — 07 Feb 2016

While riding a doomed train carrying a teenage band shooting a music video (!), God and Satan debate the eternal fate of three individuals, whose stories we then watch. Rather than anthology shorts shot specifically for this movie, however, these are full-length horror features that have been edited with a hacksaw to fit into twenty-five minute segments; needless to say, the results are incoherent.

Jaw-dropping in its badness; a must-see for fans of crap cinema, and an "I dare you to watch this" movie for others.