Review of Night of the Creeps (1986) by Macabre M — 25 Aug 2008

[color=DarkSlateGray][b] "Night of the Creeps" is a horror comedy from 1986, written and directed by Fred Dekker, that I recently discovered in the on-demand movie section that is part of my cable service. The casting is great and there are a lot of funny lines in this film from the various lead characters. In order of their appearance in the film, I present my favorite lines from this hilarious but creepy horror classic.[/b].

[color=DarkSlateBlue][b][color=RoyalBlue][u]J.C.[/u][/color]:[/b] [color=SlateGray]([i]to Chris, after talking to Cindy[/i]) [size=3][color=Purple]"Okay, she knows her name for starters, which, for a sorority girl, is pretty impressive."[/color][/size][/color] [/color][color=DarkOrange].

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[u][color=RoyalBlue][b]J.C.[/b][/color][/u][color=RoyalBlue][b][color=DarkSlateBlue]:[color=SlateGray] [/color][/color][/b][color=DarkSlateBlue][color=SlateGray]([i]trying to explain cryogenics to Chris) [size=3][color=MediumTurquoise] [/color][/size][/i][size=3][color=Teal]"You heard of freeze-dried coffee, right? Well this is, like, a freeze-dried human - a [b]corpsicle[/b][/color][/size][/color][/color][/color][size=3][color=Teal]."[/color][/size][color=Teal].

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[/color][color=DarkSlateGray][b][u][color=Navy]Detective Ray Cameron[/color][/u][color=Navy][color=DarkSlateBlue]:[/color][/color][/b][/color][color=DarkSlateGray][color=SlateGray][i](after arriving at the university medical center)[size=3][color=Gray] [/color][/size][/i][size=3][color=Sienna]"What is this, a homicide, or a bad B-movie?".

[/color][/size][/color][/color][color=DarkSlateGray][b][u][color=Navy]Detective Ray Cameron[/color][/u][color=Navy][color=DarkSlateBlue]:[/color][/color][/b][/color] [i][color=SlateGray](approaching Chris after overhearing his conversation with Cindy) [/color][/i][color=SlateGray][color=Green][size=3]"Zombies . . . exploding heads . . . creepy crawlies . . . and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky."[/size][/color][/color].

[color=DarkSlateGray][b][u][color=Navy]Detective Ray Cameron[/color][/u][color=Navy][color=DarkSlateBlue]:[/color][/color][/b][/color][color=Red][size=3][color=Indigo] [i][color=SlateGray][size=2](after arriving at the sorority house)[/size] [/color][/i]"I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here."[/color][/size].

[color=Magenta][u][b]Sorority Sister[/b][/u][/color][color=DarkSlateBlue][b]:[/b][/color] [size=3][color=DarkOrchid]"What's the bad news?"[/color][/size].

[/color][color=DarkSlateGray][b][u][color=Navy]Detective Ray Cameron[/color][/u][color=Navy][color=DarkSlateBlue]:[/color][/color][/b][/color][size=3][color=Red] [color=Indigo]"They're dead."[/color][/color][/size].

[color=DarkSlateGray][b][u][color=Navy]Detective Ray Cameron[/color][/u][color=Navy][color=DarkSlateBlue]:[/color][/color][/b][/color] [color=SlateGray][i](confronting the frat-boy zombies)[/i][/color] [size=3][color=DarkOrange]"It's Miller time!"[/color][/size].

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