Review of My Bloody Valentine (2009) by Jordan M — 30 Dec 2010

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid...I hated this movie...not worth watching!!!

This review of My Bloody Valentine (2009) was written by Jordan M on 30 Dec 2010.

My Bloody Valentine has generally received mixed reviews.

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I never saw the original one but I caught this one on Netflix and its a pretty by the numbers slasher film with an ending you see coming a mile away…

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