Review of Mutant Chronicles (2008) by Hayley B — 07 Sep 2009
I admit I didn't sit through the entire movie, but I somehow doubt that the fights in ENDLESS CORRIDORS are going to be magically different than the fights in WWI TRENCHES OF THE FUTURE. Ron Perlman doesn't seem comfortable getting back to his "shitty c-movie main actor roots", and John Malkovich's style of speaking is like he's trying to give out through morse code the location of the family members kidnapped by the director in exchange for his cameo in this.
The effects are nice, but fuck that. I played Doom Troopers as a kid, and now I have a chance to tear down something tangentally related to that. Just go watch Sky Captain or something.
This review of Mutant Chronicles (2008) was written by Hayley B on 07 Sep 2009.
Mutant Chronicles has generally received mixed reviews.
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