Review of Moonwalker (1988) by Eric H — 08 Sep 2008
I'm just going to talk about the Smooth Criminal part...granted the rest of it is good, it's not Smooth Criminal bat-shit insane.
Joe Pesci is evil! We know that because his pony-tail is upside down...EVILLY! Oh, and I guess he wants to sell drugs to every children on earth but with his evil upside-down ponytail!
Michael Jackson is good! He molests children...I mean he's gonna stop Joe Pesci's evil plan by revealing himself to be a gangsta...A MAGICAL GANGSTA! He can turn himself into a car, a spaceship AND a robot! And between this is the Smooth Criminal video, which is awesome, the most awesome song off of Bad. Then Michael Jackson kills Joe Pesci so the puny children are safe to be molested...I mean drug-free another day!
This review of Moonwalker (1988) was written by Eric H on 08 Sep 2008.
Moonwalker has generally received positive reviews.
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