Review of Monster Shark (1984) by Kevin D — 08 Aug 2011
This is the patient-zero of Scifi Channel Original Movies, unless there is a previous European-made film in which eee-vil scientists attempt world domination by creating an unholy merging of shark and octopus. No doubt it is nigh unwatchable without the mst3k treatment. On that note.
Excuse a bit of silly quoting.
"Squad number two, come in, over!".
"We done been et, over.".
"They'll be number two soon enough.".
"Get your flame throwers out, get your stick of Juicy Fruit.".
"Deploy the Country Time pink lemonade!".
"I don't need Neil Young around anyhow.".
"Southern man, gonna eat your head...".
Ah, but these all come from the climactic showdown. So here's another from near the beginning.
"Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should.".
Words to live by, those.
This review of Monster Shark (1984) was written by Kevin D on 08 Aug 2011.
Monster Shark has generally received negative reviews.
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