Review of Miracle Mile (1989) by Hindénbörg E — 15 Nov 2008
2012 is going to be just like this fucking movie! Unattractive women will try to look like Lea Thompson and Ginger Lynn Allen by poofing up their hair, completely and single-handedly destroying the ozone layer with various hairsprays while men will either become excessively buff and gay or all look like Louis' friend from "Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise" (Orson Welles' best film, by far!).
And when the apocalypse finally happens, we'll all be listening to Tangerine Dream mixtapes and reading Gravity's Rainbow cliffnotes while the boss from "Fight Club" gets trapped inside of a mushroom clowd and has his eyeballs turn to delicious marshmallow jelly.
Jesus Fucking Christ! 2012 can't get here soon enough! It's gonna be like living in a pastel-colored Debbie Gibson video!
This review of Miracle Mile (1989) was written by Hindénbörg E on 15 Nov 2008.
Miracle Mile has generally received positive reviews.
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