Review of Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010) by Ben B — 14 Dec 2013

I love movies like Sharktopus, Sharknado, Robot Monster, Godzilla vs. Gigan, Chupacabra vs. The Alamo...yeah I think I listed enough. But even these kinds of movies still have standards. For instance: Just because you spent most of your money hiring Jaleel White doesn't mean that Jaleel White gets to be the only interesting person in the cast.

There has to be somebody who stands out. Typically not in a very good way, in some cliche or insensitive way, but God these people are boring as crap. The plot moves along without their being a plot. But you paid to watch the shark fight the croc, right? Well, hope you're satisfied with endlessly repeated clips of the shark tackling the croc, CGI that makes 1998 want to make a comeback, and camera work that gives you almost no chance to actually watch this prehistoric cage match.

Go watch something like Camel Spiders if you're looking for something equally trashy and bad but actually entertaining.