Review of Mega Piranha (2010) by Nikki J — 03 Oct 2012

This is about as B-movie as you can get. Poorly acted (again I say Tiffany should have stayed with singing, and Paul Logan constantly appears as if taking a dump might benefit his constipated features), utterly unbelievable effects, and a storyline not even the writer/director's mother could love.

One hot mess that isn't even fun, which might have made it somewhat bearable. It is played seriously instead of tongue-in-cheek, and just fails miserably to reel you in.