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By Bob G (165) on 09 Jul 2007

This for me is the best version. Done with some great British wit…

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By Alf Christian N (15) on 09 Jul 2007

This is a good one, fun to watch, but more englesh style, of socker then the american one. this is one of the better I havee seen…

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By Travis G (111) on 07 Jul 2007

Bob: I think he's ambidextrous Bob! Other Bob: I dunno about that, but he sure can use both legs…

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By Patricia A (281) on 06 Jul 2007

Vinnie is the best actor for such a movie, Monk has made the most fun of the story. one of my fav movies…

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By Simon P (766) on 04 Jul 2007

Vinnie Jones basically plays himself but it's still an excellent film. Jason Statham as Monk is briliant and Danny Dyer is funny as Billy the Limpet…

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By Dan N (275) on 03 Jul 2007

DANNY FACKIN' DYER plays football…

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By Harut V (12) on 02 Jul 2007

The British remake of The Longest Yard, but has football instead of the American football rubbish. Actually A very good film…

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By Gautam J (7) on 24 Jun 2007

I'm perfectly okay with replacing Burt Reynolds with Vinnie Jones. Having the rest of the Lock Stock cast is a plus…

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By Richard A (289) on 24 Jun 2007

Yeah vinnie jones can never really lead the way. that being said it was a better version of the story than either of the longest yard films…

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By Supersphola M (1) on 24 Jun 2007

Super, funny, I like the monk he rocks big time…

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By Sipho M (2) on 23 Jun 2007

It is a copy of the longest yard but the cast is great, no wonder they were also in Lock Stock and 2 Smoking barrels as well as in Snatch…

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By Lone W (168) on 23 Jun 2007

Yes it is a blatant copy of the longest yard but throw a sport that actually matters and crazy scoth called the monk and you have a much better movie…

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By Carly W (36) on 22 Jun 2007

One of the best movies ever! I love Vinnie…

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By Zaar D (232) on 21 Jun 2007

A decently funny British clone of the Longest Yard…

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By Jennifer T (990) on 20 Jun 2007

Funny. It's a far better version of the Longest Yard, and even though the ending is predictable, it's still a feel- good movie…

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By Tyler T (121) on 19 Jun 2007

A British spin on the classic, The Longest Yard. Vinnie Jones is great…

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By Sam W (829) on 18 Jun 2007

So well acted, it actually makes Vinnie Jones look like a good footballer…

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By Raelene D (7) on 18 Jun 2007

Definately funny!!! Any football(soccer) fan would enjoy this one I think!!! Had a good mix of everything that's for sure…

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By Kenny M (159) on 18 Jun 2007

Absafuckinlutely Brilliant !! Oh Yea Guvnr…

Review of Mean Machine (2001)

By Fredrik O (45) on 18 Jun 2007

Funny about prisioners playing brutal football. Former Wimbeldon star Vinnie Jones in a perfect role…

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